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Potential Pancake Disasters: Walmart's Cooking Spray Looks A Lot Like Their Furniture Polish

Potential Pancake Disasters: Walmart's Cooking Spray Looks A Lot Like Their Furniture Polish

You know, this can of Walmart cooking spray looks a lot like this can of Walmart furniture polish. To avoid any potential pancake disasters, it might be time for Walmart to start introducing some variety in how they design their in-house store brand of “Great Value” products. Also, you probably shouldn’t keep your furniture polish next to the syrup and pan spray in your cupboard at home.

I almost killed my family this morning making pancakes. [imgur] (Thanks to all who sent this in!)

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Watch: Trailer for 'Sarah Palin's Alaska' Reality Show on TLC

Watch: Trailer for 'Sarah Palin's Alaska' Reality Show on TLC

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Which should really be called "Alaska's Sarah Palin". Sigh.

Watch the not so flippin' fun, AFTER THE JUMP

F-Bombs for Equality

F-Bombs for Equality

This video is full of a certain potty word, so don’t watch it at work unless you work somewhere cool.

That being said, it rules, and it’s pretty much everything that needs to be said on the subject.

[h/t Joe]

Pretty great campaign, if I do say so myself.

Tags: equality, FCKH8, gay rights, LOL

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Creepy Ad Watch

Creepy Ad Watch

From a Turkish purveyor of male genital mutilation:

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Parenting FAIL

Parenting FAIL

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Neck Of The Day

Neck Of The Day

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Give a gift to remember:

Pearl Necklace is a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen. It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust. Pearl Necklace is a physical reminder of a fleeting moment of pleasure.

(Hat tip: Nerdcore)

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PIRACY: Jesus Did It

PIRACY: Jesus Did It

Link to larger size, creator and origin date unknown. Via Waxy, who adds:

Shortly after, the BFA (Bread & Fish Association) filed lawsuits against all 5,000 food-sharers.

To which I’d add:

Q: What is God’s favorite filesharing service?

A: BitTorah.


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Johnny Knoxville Visits The Eagle

Johnny Knoxville Visits The Eagle

The boys from the forthcoming Jackass 3D weigh in on their quirky way of supporting the LGBT community.

Watch: Johnny Knoxville Screens Jackass 3-D at Gay Leather Bar

Watch: Johnny Knoxville Screens Jackass 3-D at Gay Leather Bar

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In a new promo for Jackass 3-D, Johnny Knoxville takes the film to The Eagle to screen it for some "hungry bears."

The Jackass stars also gave an interview to Vanity Fair, in which they talked about the homoerotic nature of many of their stunts:

So listen, I’m not sure how to broach this subject. There’s a lot of half-naked men in Jackass… Is it possible that Jackass is at least a smidge gay?

Knoxville: I’m offended you just said a smidge!

It’s more than a smidge?

Knoxville: We’re over here sitting on rainbows and you say a smidge.

You’re a gay pride parade waiting to happen?

Knoxville: We’re a gay pride parade that’s happening! And in 3-D!

It’s not just homoerotic tension?

Knoxville: No, man, it’s all about release with us.

Steve-O: We always thought it was funny to force a heterosexual MTV generation to deal with all of our thongs and homoerotic humor. In many ways, all our gay humor has been a humanitarian attack against homophobia. We’ve been trying to rid the world of homophobia for years, and I think gay people really dig it too.

This was way too easy. I had all of these questions designed to lure you into admitting your subconscious desire to f**k each other. But apparently you’re not suppressing anything.

Knoxville: Suppressing?! Wait till I tell the guys you said suppressing! We’re not suppressing anything! We’re over here sitting on d*cks!

Watch their gay bar promo, AFTER THE JUMP